Summer is upon us — and summer means three things to Gilberto: skirts, icy cold beer, and of course, white tennis shoes. The first two are self-explanatory:  girls are always sluttier (read: sexier) in minis and beer should only be served when the proverbial mountains turn blue. White sneaks? They are the one must-have trend [...]

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Today I read on Yahoo website article that says we French do it best. I say to Yahoo “you are finally coming around to the good side.” The article say, “True to their reputation as leisure-loving gourmets, the French spend more time sleeping and eating than anyone else among the world’s wealthy nations, according to [...]

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What the hell is this I keep seeing everywhere in Paris. First I think its fashionable Obama message. ”No!” My stupid girlfriend Véronique says its Pepsi ad. Tonight I go to Buddha Bar to find stupid white girl while Véronique is away. Maybe I make visit to “BC”  for after party.  Enjoy le weekend -Jean Jacques

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Do not confuse our newest blogger for the Haiti National football player of the same name. NO NO! Jean-Jacques Pierre is from Boulogne-sur-Mer, France which is on the northern coast of the region.  Jean-Jacques — which he likes to be referred to as — enjoys the good life and we are truly excited about him [...]

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Over the last several months, many a dispirited reader has approached me asking the most important of questions: “Gilberto, Perrier or Pellegrino?” Interesting question, with an more interesting answer in my opinion. According to a 2007 survey by pollsb.com, Pellegrino comes away a clear winner with 62.40% of the vote. To that I say “polls, [...]

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Im not sure if I would call it disgusting but a female teacher apparently had sex with her 13 year old student over 300 times, not sure how thats humanly possible without giving him some Cialis (or “Le Weekend” as its called in France), but either way I want to know what school he went [...]

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The doc has been slipping lately, but I am working to rectify this…NO MORE LATE POSTS!!! I had a few from the vault that I wanted to put up, but I kept coming back to these as the clear cut “late post” winners. They are just perfect in every way. From the combo of Calf [...]

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Bars in NYC will do anything to be a little different…be it a secret entrance, drinks lit on fire, or beverages littered with gold flakes. They’re even thinking outside the box when it comes to what they serve the liquor in. The Back Room tried to create a speakeasy feel by serving drinks in tea [...]

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