Tag Archives: France

Summer White Sneaker Medley For That A$$

Summer is upon us — and summer means three things to Gilberto: skirts, icy cold beer, and of course, white tennis shoes. The first two are self-explanatory:  girls are always sluttier (read: sexier) in minis and beer should only be … Continue reading

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Sleeping and Eating: The French Do It best

Today I read on Yahoo website article that says we French do it best. I say to Yahoo “you are finally coming around to the good side.” The article say, “True to their reputation as leisure-loving gourmets, the French spend … Continue reading

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You Americans and Your Pespi Cola

What the hell is this I keep seeing everywhere in Paris. First I think its fashionable Obama message. ”No!” My stupid girlfriend Véronique says its Pepsi ad. Tonight I go to Buddha Bar to find stupid white girl while Véronique is away. Maybe I make visit to “BC”  for after party.  Enjoy le weekend -Jean … Continue reading

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Helloooooo Introduces New Blogger: Jean-Jacques Pierre!

Do not confuse our newest blogger for the Haiti National football player of the same name. NO NO! Jean-Jacques Pierre is from Boulogne-sur-Mer, France which is on the northern coast of the region.  Jean-Jacques — which he likes to be … Continue reading

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Perrier vs Pellegrino: An Effervescent Debate

Over the last several months, many a dispirited reader has approached me asking the most important of questions: “Gilberto, Perrier or Pellegrino?” Interesting question, with an more interesting answer in my opinion. According to a 2007 survey by pollsb.com, Pellegrino … Continue reading

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