Posted in Desperate, Stupid Shit, Travel, paris on Aug 25th, 2009
A friend who joined us on my recent Croatia trip received the following email from a Frenchman she met at a club one night but whom she never even gave her email address to. Below is word for word the e-mail she received yesterday…
Hi Juliette, it’s Romeo!
How are you? Did your holidays end up well?
Mine were fantastic, even though [...]
Posted in Desperate, Food/Drinks, Photography, Travel on Aug 13th, 2009
Just got to London today and before I even made it to my hotel people were thinking I was with the paparazzi. Why? Because staged out front of ‘The Mayfair’ the real paparazzi were waiting to snap a picture of Peaches Geldof. Who? That is exactly what I asked the paparazzo before I walked off. After we settled in, we had [...]
Posted in Dallas, Desperate, Stupid Shit on Jul 29th, 2009
I almost caused a four-car pileup trying to chase this dude’s truck on Turtle Creek (aka Wilshire Blvd of Dallas). Hmmmm… SMU Business School graduate, unable to find a job via “normal” avenues, desperate enough to turn his car into a mobile craigslist ad. It’s official folks: the recession has hit Texas!
Posted in Dallas, Desperate, Lifestyle, Nightlife, Stupid Shit on May 27th, 2009
Last night I had the pleasure of attending “The King of Clubs 2009″ awards party at Wish Ultra-lounge and you would not believe the A-Lister’s who attended this one. The event awarded the top clubs in the Dallas area except I’m not quite sure who was part of the whole “selection committee.” Surrounded by actual strippers and stripper-like waitresses, I felt like [...]
Good shit…and I’m not talking about that stuff Lindsey keeps in her locket.
After spending the majority of my morning behind the computer I decided to meet up with a friend and cruise around town. Our first stop: Opening Ceremony, one of my favorite places to shop whether in LA or NYC. As soon as I walked in I was struck by this beautiful half-naked girl who I [...]
This funniness came in a chain email I actually decided to read rather than auto-delete.
You know you live in Hollywood when….
- You’ve seen someone tip a bathroom attendant with a line
- Your 16 year old sister can get into more clubs than you can
- Your 16 year old sister slept with a guy who was [...]
Bernard L Madoff pleaded guilty today to 11 counts of fraud, money laundering, perjury and theft. The son-of-a-gun was placed immediately in jail after having his bail revoked. Sentencing is a couple months away but it seems like the story will end without the climax we had hoped for; no trial, no shame, no cursing [...]
With nearly a quarter of the year over and spring just a few weeks away we can all agree it has been an interesting start to the year. And with the economy nearly kaputz and people being laid off left and right we have seen more and more people getting desperate for ”Mo Money”. Just the other day after a father from Austin, Texas was [...]
This is not the funniest clip but it shows how stupid some people can be and how desperate news reporters (and bloggers? :)) are for stories. Who uses PayPal for anything other than eBay anyways?
Just came across a very interesting article in the LABJ about The King of Pop planning to auction off 2,000+ personal items in a four-day auction (April 22 to 25) at The Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Los Angeles. Among the many sick and twisted items that will be up for grabs: dozens of statues of [...]
As Cat Stevens once crooned. “Ohhh baby baby, it’s a wild world.” Yes, a wild world full of sick, bored people indeed. Welcome to “creative grooming,” aka Sandy Paws’ Pet Grooming Shop. In case you couldn’t tell, that dog above is sculpted as Leonardo, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Look again….now you get it. After [...]
Posted in Desperate, Scumbags, Technology on Feb 25th, 2009
The problem: Older men going online trying to find and prey on younger girls. The answer: Girl scouts taking a stand and fighting back alongside with Microsoft?! Not exactly sure if girl scouts are the answer — nor do they and Microsoft make the greatest PR combo. The funniest thing about this video is the simple caption [...]
Seems like our silly friends across The Pond are up to no good again. The UK has been rocked by news of 13-year-old Alfie Patten and his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman having a baby. The best part? The boy looks like he’s six. The other best part? The girlfriend’s mom claims that her daughter was a [...]
I was driving to class yesterday and just as I was about to pull into SMU (Southern Methodist University) I see some people with barrage of signs which I was almost certain were welcoming Ex-President Bush back to Texas…..guess again. Instead these were protesters with signs that read “W = Worst president,” “W= War Crimes,” “W= Is Not Welcome [...]
Funny web site I found on my friend from NYC’s blog: www.ninunina.com
Click here to help Bush pack.
Posted in Desperate, Film, Finance, Lifestyle on Jan 13th, 2009
Natalie Dylan a 22 year old student from San Diego is auctioning her virginity to the highest bidder. Going once! Going twice! Not quite SOLD…just yet. But in all seriousness Natalie who is a native Californian says she personally doesn’t consider it prostitution, but more of a win-win situation. Ya right you gold digger! Natalie which is not her real name (if you’re [...]
Posted in Desperate, God-like Men, Videos on Jan 13th, 2009
Im not sure if I would call it disgusting but a female teacher apparently had sex with her 13 year old student over 300 times, not sure how thats humanly possible without giving him some Cialis (or “Le Weekend” as its called in France), but either way I want to know what school he went [...]
Tran Van Hay has hair. Lots of hair. He also has a gross beard and looks like Splinter from Ninja Turtles, but that doesn’t really matter. You see, at approximately 20+ feet (or 6.2 meters, you dirty Brit bastards) he may indeed have the world’s longest hair. His wife unravels the hair from atop his [...]
Posted in Desperate, Lifestyle, Music, Scumbags on Jan 12th, 2009
Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is reportedly seeking a divorce from the singer and I have to say that is probably a good thing. I have never seen a fuglier couple in my entire life, and if they mated I’m not sure what would come out of her. Amy was quoted saying, ”I’ve finally escaped from [...]
I have to say I might be one of the luckiest bastards alive. If I lose it…somehow it generally finds itself coming right back to me. It all started out when I lost my digital camera after an amazing trip to Austin for SXSW. Pictures of me making out with a beautiful girl (who later turned [...]
So I woke up this morning to find I had received two text messages late last night from (972) 400-5060. Please feel free to call and ask if they do cleaning, gardening or janitorial work. The first message that came in at 3:37am read “fuck uuuuuuuu,” a little weird, but not that unusual if you are me, but the second text, [...]
Most recently, I’ve encountered a breed of female that had been unbeknownst to me in the past. In the south she is defined as a Debutante. With her $10,000 Hermes handbag hanging off her arm, two gay guys flanking her, and an appetite for luxuries a black-card can’t quench, she is truly daddy’s little girl. [...]
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