Bynum Is A Hooker

My buddy Andrew Bynum was found this past weekend “partying like a rockstar” at the Playboy mansion. Now I’m no team doctor but if Bynum is well enough to jump ropes and weight-lift playmates he should either be a) traveling with his team pimped-out on the sideline or b) working on his ability to stay healthy for longer than half a season. Going to Hef’s in a green smoking jacket and slippers is a big NO-NO. I’m trying not to be a hater here but the kid has not even given us one good season of pro basketball yet is frolicking around Playboy mansion like he won a championship. Who gives playmates rides on their back like they are the fucking head of a cho-choo train?

All I can say is T-R-A-D-E.

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2 Responses to Bynum Is A Hooker

  1. rich says:

    hahaaa I love to see your write ups on the Lakers

  2. Daniel says:

    suck some balls jon…you would put a playmate on your back if you had two broken legs…

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