The Nuances of a Man-Crush

I have a man-crush, and I’m not afraid to say it. He is the coolest guy I have ever met. OK, so I haven’t really ever met him but I feel like I know him. I’ve watched his performances, his interviews, all of his commercials, and I even wear his jersey to sleep when I’m lonely. I can even tell when he’s gotten a haircut just by a quick glance. I love Nike, he is Nike’s main man (sorry Bron). I love FC Barcelona, he’s practically their coach. I love the Lakers, Kobe bleeds purple and gold. I loved “Inside Man,” Kobe is doing a documentary with Spike Lee. And just when you thought there was trouble in Lakerland, homeboy goes off for 61 points and breaks (yet another) Jordan record. See where I am going with this? Kobe Bryant is the world’s coolest dude, and I love him.