You just can’t compete with a beer machine that tilts itself, pours itself and measures out exactly two fingers worth of foam for itself. Plus notice the lil’ sign that reads “Draft beer glasses are in the refrigerator” Thank you lil’ sign, thank you very much.
More pics from my travels after the jump…
I know the angle is kind of bad, but trust me on this one, the sink literally comes up to my knees. At first I thought it might be the inordinate amount of Sake i had consumed, or possibly my restaurant shared a bathroom with a local elementary school, but then i remembered I was in Japan and that the people of Japan are adorable, and small. I, on the other hand have never felt bigger or fatter. Thank you lil’ sink, thank you very much.
I’m not gonna lie, I felt bad for this guy. He was still alive, but his tail has been removed and served as sashimi right next to him! He could see it for Christ’s sakes! As long as I’m being honest, it was delicious. Like butdah (that’s for you Des).
Every hotel has them, but even the public toilets in the Narita (Tokyo) Airport have the Toto Washlet system. If you are not familiar with the Toto system, let me quickly educate you on the worlds greatest toilet. Heated seat (amazing for middle of the night and early morning), massage function, deodorizer, front spray for the girls, back spray (soft and hard, with oscillating option) for the boys (’cause everyone knows girls don’t go #2) and a dryer to finish your experience off. I’m going to state a simple fact, and don’t even attempt to argue with me on this: If you have not had your butt sprayed by a toilet, you have not lived. Thank you Toto butt sprayer, thank you very much.
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto Tokyo…it was a blast. See you in 6 months.