¡Viva La Airport!

I love airports for three main reasons: being able to drink a lot without having to drive, starting fake fights with random folks in my head, and all-strawberry Mentos. The first two are pretty self-explanatory: for one, alcohol tastes delicious and secondly, anytime you are around strangers for a while you start to entertain yourself by hating them eventually owning them. At least I do…

But all-strawberry Mentos? There must be a god. Or just someone on the conglomerate-that-owns-Mentos’ Board that is looking out for the little guy. So chewy, so refreshing, so pink. Such a no-brainer. And if not mistaken they are only sold at the airport. I’ve never seen them anywhere else, and it’s always such a treat to grab a pack or two along with my required Aquafina (the only water sold) and copy of The New Yorker (because the cartoons are great).

But even as I chew away in world of berry-ridden heaven I never can help but think one thing: Why the hell doesn’t Starburst take the hint and do the same? Everyone knows pink is the best and orange we just eat because it’s good enough. (We don’t even talk about red and yellow–absolutely terrible). Mentos obviously got this memo a while back and has since garnered tremendous praise (read: one blog post) for the move. Much love to the original “Freshmaker.” Holla.

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4 Responses to ¡Viva La Airport!

  1. Sexiest Israeli says:

    Gilberto!! they sell them at krogers! I saw them this weekend. I agree i only like the pink ones… hmmm the best! miss u!!! :)

  2. blah says:

    Wow Gilberto that carry on looks really familiar. I hope you had a great flight hahaha

  3. Rich says:

    Wait! where did you get those(mentos)! I havent seen any ever since I moved from Dallas
    Their commercials were bomb!

  4. hmph says:

    excuuuuuuuse me gilberto. red is absolutely the best starburst flavor. red and pink. nobody eats orange and yellow. get it right.

    ps. you want fun in an airport? buy a bottle of diet coke and drop those mentos in….instant insanity

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