The Invisible Man: Dick Cheney

Believe it or not we are one pesky day away from a new President. Eight years later, I am kinda getting a little nostalgic about seeing Bush go. OK, not really, but like they say, even a broken clock works twice a day. Sitting here today and reflecting on Bush, an interesting question popped up in my little brain: Where in the hell is Dick Cheney? Debates aside, what does this guy do anyways? I forgot the United States even had a Vice President. I swear. Knowing this pervert, he’s probably off eating babies somewhere but surely that doesn’t excuse him from giving his country a little shoutout every once in a while. What a Dick-head…