Shaq-ovich or Shaq-the-bitch?

Shaq. The Diesel. Shaq Fu. The Big Daddy. Superman. Osama Bin Shaq. The Big Banana. The Big Cactus. The Big Shaqtus. The Big Baryshnikov. The Big Aristotle. And of course, The Big Crybaby Bitch. All in all, Shaquille O’Neal has had his fair share of self-imposed nicknames over the years.

And now, folks, he goes by a new name: Shaq-ovich. Now that shit is funny. Riding a 12-12 streak at the free throw line that ended last night, Shaq explained his new nickname as such: “If you go around the league, anybody with the last name ‘vich’ is a great shooter … Radmanovic, Vujacic … all those ‘iches.’” (Hmmmm…wonder why he used two Lakers as examples…exactly!) Still a bit butt-hurt over the whole Lakers divorce, but can’t stop laughing at this one.