I dont think I need to wake up and hear about how Oprah has tipped 230 pounds on the scale. Yes you were fat, got skinny, and are now fat again. Good luck in 2009, but note to CNN: Oprah’s weight is not news worthy, and unless she wants to go on NBC’s “The Biggest Loser,” the rest of us skinny people don’t want to hear her sob stories. I know homegirl is powerful enough to make me disappear for talking about her, but seriously–if she wants to lose weight, she could always get on-board with my 24-time-a-week Chipotle diet…hold the sour cream.