California Woman Has Octuplets

Not sure how it’s humanly possible, or what kind of sperm the father was packed with, but on Monday a California woman gave birth to eight kids! Octuplets to be precise. The doctor released a statement saying everything went according to plan: “We were extremely well-prepared for this delivery, except for one small surprise,” said Dr. Karen Maples, chief of obstetrics and gynecology for the hospital. That surprise? During the delivery Monday, doctors were taking the babies out one by one, naming them for a letter of the alphabet and giving them to an assigned nurse, she said. After “G,” the team thought they had all the babies, but “I said, ‘Well, now we have H, everyone,’” she recalled. “The G nurse became the H nurse, and took it over to the F doctor … it just went seamlessly.” Now just imagine if you were the poor father and quite possibly were not even expecting one child, and then end up with eight! HOLY MOLY! Word to the wise: Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.

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