What a “Croc” of Sh*t

I’m sorry, but someone has got to say it: Unless you are a cute 4 year old chubby-cheeked tot or a 60+ geriatric working in your vegetable garden, you SHOULD NOT wear Crocs. These shoes are terrible. You may as well be wearing Spongbob Squarepants slippers from Rite-Aid.

In Jerusalem the other day (I’m visiting the holy land) I had the pleasure of observing a 50 year-old (he doesn’t even deserve to be called a “man”) rocking pink Crocs. Cigarette in hand, unshaven, and there with the catering company….in shiny new pink crap-kickers. Sorry buddy, comfortable or not, you need to lose the shoes. And grow some balls while your at it (perhaps in your grandmas garden?).