Several millenia ago, Moses triumphantly brought us The Ten Commandments and gave civilization a solid moral standard to live by. Many generations (and blunts) later, the Notorious B.I.G. blessed us with his Ten Crack Commandments, finally laying to rest the age old question of whether or not we should we get high on our own supply (we should not). Today, in 2008, we find ourselves in a BlackBerry world and with that, the greatest communication apparatus of the 21st century: BBM or Black Berry Messenger for you uncivilized touchscreeners. As with any blessing, however, there comes heavy responsibility. With that said, ‘the doc’ and I present to you THE TEN BBM COMMANDMENTS. Please PING!!! responsibly…
1. Thou shalt not steal bbm symbols and abuse their usage so the original owner can no longer use them
2. Thou shalt never use more than 2 letter variations (Ä®ç) in your BBM name
3. Thou shalt not change your status to signify places you will be at for less than one hour (i.e. drycleaners, no; Lakers game, yes)
4. Thou status should be breif, to the point and above all funny/clever/witty
5. Thou shalt not change your name more than three times in a single 24-hour period
6. Thou shalt post your new PIN for at least one full day upon swapping thy Berry out (or risk a Board-approved deletion)
7. Thou shalt always PING!!! those who (believe) they are above PING!!!
8. Thou shalt add friends that send you their pin via text; it is rude and unacceptable to respond back to a PIN text with your own PIN
9. Thou shalt not make your status unavailable unless at the following places: a funeral, a flight, in class, getting massagey (regular and special), and of course, “in a meeting”
10. And last but not least, if you have a heart in your name and you are a male, you are gay. If you have a heart in your name and you are a female, you are a slut. (Unless of course you are related to us, which in that case, change your fucking name)
I am pleased to announce I do not break any of those rules!
I would like to make an addition…
Thou shall not read a message sent via bbm and wait hours to respond. 15-20 minutes is the longest you should wait(if you are busy or driving) or else it is rude. People can tell you read it and are ignoring them!
hearts are definately gay
I live to break the rules B-)
That being said, I agree with my sisters comment as well… ignoring is seriously RUDE!!
Yes i agree with HH. If u r not going to repsond and are trying to b cool just read it through the messages, much better. I do it all the time
hahahah love this
this is amazing
i actually think all of these truly apply to having bbm.
though shalt ditch the blackberry and get an iphone. jump on the apple bandwagon were having an excellent time.
im totally on that bandwagon … i mean we have lightsabers that swish and swosh with every swing and stab. What do you Berry-ers have ….the power of “ping”?
::eyes rolling::
;)
Go swing your phone around and shake it for dinner plans. Ill take my buttons and copy/paste option any day suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
I AM A #9 SINNER
The BB Storm now has lightsabers AND fart apps… Add copy paste and BBM and the iPhone iPhails. Bwaa haa haa.
On the light sabers…
No matter what device it’s on… you have a great screen, you put on a nice graphic and you cover it up, to swing the device around?????
Ok… and it’s fun for 30 seconds and then what?
Everyone seems to have the mysterious BERRY logo…
where did it start?
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I am NOT a Slut… I am a lover hehehehe
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