Something funny I found online…If I ever end up having to go to prison because I piss of the wrong guys’ daughter, please make sure they send me here.
Location: Otisville, N.Y.
Opened: 1980
Capacity: 100
Population: 119
Amenities: One dorm with two-man cubicles. Playing cards, board games and walking. No athletics.
No vocational training.
Prisoner perks:Kosher kitchen, weekly Shabbat observances. Every year during Passover, Jewish convicts are flown into Otisville temporarily to participate in a seder.
Otisville was designed primarily with the Orthodox Jewish community in mind, although it is not officially designated as a Jewish facility. It was built in response to the fact that Orthodox Jews often tried to get out of doing time by making the legal argument that the Bureau of Prisons violated their First Amendment rights because it could not accommodate their religious lifestyle.
now i want to go to prison